Well, I’m taking a road trip out to BFE Kansas with some friends (it’s the only place where we can get away with launching massive amounts of fireworks and still have access to a broadband internet connection). So I’ll try to update, with photos of: what a Kansasite looks like, what a snipe looks like and what fifty-seven unwed college women look like in a pool with me.
In honor of my new found promiscuity, here is a non-pious, non-chaste joke:
A man and his wife were sitting in church, the man was sleeping and his wife was knitting. The priest asked “Who created the Earth and man?” The woman poked the man with her knitting needle and the man screamed, “GOD!” The Priest looked at him and said, “That’s right.”Then he asked “Who is God’s son?” Once more the woman poked her husband with the needle, he woke up and screamed, “Jesus Christ!” Again, the priest said, “Correct.”
Finally, the priest asked, “What did Eve say to Adam when she didn’t want any more children?” The knitter poked her husband again, but this time he screamed “Poke me with that thing one more time and I’m going to rip it off!” The priest smiled and said, “That’s right.”
Next, what do you get when you mix a curious engineer at Underwriters Laboratories (which I mentioned the other day) and lots of toys to play with? Just ask ‘Fire Truck Chuck,’ he’ll cut to the chase quickly (and make it safe).
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