So among other things, I went out into some unclaimed/abandoned land about 15 miles away from the house I spend my 4 hours of sleep each night.
Before destroying everything in sight, I (and my fellow conspirers’) went to Wally World to purchase: land mines, missiles and massive quantities of 12-gauge buck-shot.
Err, I can’t do the last 2 days justice by schmoozing about it here.
Go rent Get Over It, it’s pretty original (though might not be your thang).