Alrighty. Wish you were as educated, witty and well-read as me? Wish you could impress the college interns at your corporate job? Wish you could read a blog not from tards or Kims?
Well desear no more, as Primero Ultimo Coolio Czar Julio is now gracing cyberspace with his pyramid schemes (he who crosses the Rubicon first wins — the Alpha Warblogger).
I’m actually crossing my fingers on this one. Back in college, the most difficult class I had was Konrad’s history of the Roman Republic. Not only did he attempt to fill our heads with every detail possible (like ‘auspices‘) but he was German, and we all know how Confucian these guys are in their studies.
Hopefully the faceless individual behind this incarnation snookered a university out of a degree or three, or watched those Romanesque marathons on the History Channel. Either way I hope he has some phunus maximus with this Calculating Fellow of Doom™, and no, I don’t plan on being a Brutus or Cato anytime soon, so he can do pretty much what he wants por gratis.
Lastly, let’s all give him a warm welcome as he represents everyone’s favorite month of the Gregorian calendar.
Ave Caesar, morituri te salutant.