I guess the real question is, what haven’t I done over the past week?
Fortunately, that can all be summed up in two words: Jenna Jameson.
With that out of the way now, here is a funny euphemism generator:
The Euphemsim Generator (of Doom, Love and Despair). And for those of you that really care, this is what was generated for me:
They found him naked in the alley behind the bar, bagging the chipmunk.
What is that supposed to mean? If you do a couple of refreshes you’ll begin to notice a pattern of “befriending” and “pleasing” though if your French is not up to par, you’re missing out on that flim flam the neighbors do next door — or something to that affect.
Next, I know everyone likes making fun of North Korea, so here is another reason to do so: the Ryugyong Hotel. It’s the tallest building in all of DPRK, but cannot house anyone or anything because of shoddy materials used in its construction. And speaking of caca, check out their lastest propaganda poster: Peopletastic!
What else.
Nothing super new in the blogging world or with Google (though they’ve got this new dealio you news alert lovers might be interested in).
Sports, nothing is really exciting until the Aggies play this weekend. Sadly, I will be unable to attend due to not having a significant other there, at least that’s the reason I give my wife.
Entertainment, I’ve seen way too many movies, none of which were any good (if you ever visit Dallas there are two things to do, goto movies and goto malls with movie theaters in them). Although, I should point out that My Big Fat Greek Wedding was pretty good… it’s the story of my life, except the big, fat, greek part — and I never got married.
World News, the world did not end, again. Damn Nostradamus. Though Mars caused gigantic Godzilla-like tidal waves off the coast of Japan.
I also somehow managed to become a candidate for Governor in California. My scandalous quote is as follows:
I inhaled everything, yes everything.
Along with: Jobs are great, I am all for that.
Any questions?