Were you the kid in college that founded the “Hilary-Rosen-is-God-and-I-will-participate-in-snuff-videos-with-God” club? Well aside from her homoerotic tendencies, what other activities were you both involved in? Persecuting consumers for shits and giggles? Smashing the bourgeois and proletariat before dinner? Stealing candy from babies and closing lemonade stands? Yea, she’s the retiring chief executive of the RIAA. And if you loved her, you’re going to love the man who can wear her pants and glide in her shoes: Mitch Bainwol (finally a name we can really parody).
Bitch Mainwall is not your ordinary charlatan. Nope, he’s had experience in the industry that keeps giving and giving as a congressional lobbyist and former aide-de-campe of Napoleon himself. Built from the fallen corpses of the mightiest Demopublicans and Republicrats, he knows whom to guilt, whom to please and whom to discombobulate. Rain or shine, he can do whatever it takes to make sure the sound waves you are listening to are not from endangered monkeys, Madonna or Metallica.
Vote Bitch: A Mountebank Every Technocrat Can Be Proud Of®.
Coming to an ISP near you, Fall 2003.