If you are familiar with the quixotic libertarian endeavor, the Free State Project, then you might get a kick out of this: ChristianExodus.org — This Time We Mean Business™.
Using a strategy similar to the FSP, the movers and shakers of this organization want to immigrate to a State chosen via majority vote, whereupon they move and begin a theocratic-based community.
As I am hardly a fan of fundamentalists, this is actually a godsend (pun intended). Everyone else will simply avoid whatever locality the bible thumpers end up settling in. It makes it easier for evil atheists like myself to mind my own business without having outside influences such as Pat Robertson trying to legislate their belief system into my lifestyle. In fact, their influential dispensationalism will leave the Hill which in turn will eliminate multiple hawkish foreign policies that continue to endanger the lives of non-fundamentalists (i.e. militant Zionism).
What’s there not to like? You get to cram all the various puritanical jerks into one relatively small land mass whereupon they can easily be ignored en masse. Additionally, it will save the public at large from Islamofascist attacks as they will all be centered on this nascent and ultra hardcore armageddonist state. Which begs the question, why not exodise to Israel in the first place? After all, isn’t that the real Holy Land?
One more note regarding sodomy as discussed by the CE website. Not that I endorse the lifestyle, but I honestly do not care what you do in your bedroom. Furthermore, I know plenty of practicing homosexuals and have yet to be gang banged by any of them. In fact, I once did door-to-door sales in a predominately gay neighborhood. Suffice to say that dirty old men attempted to flirt with me, but not once did they pull down my pants and get all buggery. Futhermore, tapping the rump is not simply a fornication act reserved for horny gay guys, straight couples have been known to do so too so much so that it has become in vogue thoughout the adult film industry (talk about a kinky dinner conversation starter).
And to make sure even straight couples forgo the temptation to venture elsewhere while sexating, there will be a GodMonitor™ security camera in each bedroom and a tag attached to each person’s ars. If it is active more than 3 minutes at a time the sensor alerts the officials in Jebusia, the new capital whereupon they open an investigation to see if there was any in and out motion going on.
Remember, Jesus was a Republican — he voted for Dubya.
