Doctor Recommended
100% All Natural

Carl Sagan wrote a book entitled, The Demon-Haunted World in which he debunks the supernatural, the paranormal and crank pseudoscience (Penn & Teller’s Bullshit! does the same thing). In the world of economics, one contemporaneous facsimile is that of outsourcing. According to labor unions and others, this evil troll lurks behind every corner waiting to pounce on unsuspecting and hapless denizens with jobs.
(more…)

You know what the web is missing? Drudgy skintitilating gossip. And aside from full frontal nudity, I’m going to do my part in spreading hard hitting rumors — and make money doing it. So I need a deep throat. Does anybody want to be my deep throat? Does anybody have a deep throat? Auditions will be this weekend behind the school buses, call me for more info (867-5309).

As far as business plans go, I hammered out a few details during dinner tonight:

1. Spread rumors
2. ???
3. Profit!

To kick things off, Ellen Feiss is pregnant with Fred Savage’s daughter. You read it here first folks.

Vote Quimby.

Crazed surgeon amputates patient’s penis, chops it up:

BUCHAREST (AFP) - A Romanian surgeon who underwent a fit of madness while operating on a man’s testicles proceeded to amputate his penis and cut it into three pieces.

The surgeon, Naum Ciomu, was said to be a senior member of the hospital staff and a professor of anatomy.

He had been operating on a 34-year-old man for a testicular malformation when he committed the act, hospital officials said Friday.

“We are shocked by what has happened. It is the first time we have had such a case,” said Sorin Oprescu, head of the Bucharest emergency hospital where the operation took place.

Doctor Ciomu had been banned from entering an operating theatre for two months pending the results of an investigation by the medical council, Oprescu said.

Meanwhile the wife of the unfortunate patient said she was suing Dr. Ciomu.

Remember when I used to post like 6 times a day, most of which was comprised of random potpourri like that? Well, head on over to DiVERSiONZ because he actually has the time and sanity to do that, flaky right-wing nut…