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Maybe the organizers think another 1968 will occur.

Via LRC.

CIA Warning: Al Qaeda Forms Olympic Bobsledding Team -

Washington, D.C. — According to a CIA intelligence report, the al Qaeda terrorist organization is busy putting the finishing touches on a new bobsledding team, as a means of infiltrating the Olympic games in Athens this summer. “Our agents uncovered the fact that there is absolutely no bobsledding event at the summer Olympics,” Acting CIA Director John McLaughlin said. “We are proud that with cooperation and coordination of several government agencies, we were able to verify this was the case and confirm they are probably up to no good.”

The reports disclose that al Qaeda is now actively operating a training facility for the new bobsledding team and have even acquired a partially operational bobsled from the French.

I honestly do not think I will be able to sleep tonight. Where is Adam West when you need him?