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Snoop Dogg should produce a GGW-esque video with the byline of: Jingoistic Journalists Gone Wild. Bill O’Reilly manages to outdo his usual bravado, as detailed in his previous bellicosity, by taking on a soft-spoken yet calculating Paul Krugman.

Check out the video and try to count how many times O’Reilly sticks his finger into Krugman’s face and/or interrupts him.

Self-bludgeoning falls under self-immolation, right?

Via Over/Spun.

Four arrested for eating family member, serving flesh to wedding guests:

MANILA, Philippines (AP) — Four members of a family have been arrested and charged with murder for allegedly killing and eating a relative during a wedding reception — and serving his flesh to unwitting party guests, police said Tuesday.

At the July 17 wedding of his daughter, Eladio Baule got angry with his cousin Benjie Ganay who tripped and accidentally touched the bride’s bottom, said Senior Police Inspector Perla Bacuel, at Narra town in Palawan province, southwest of Manila.

A few hours later, Baule, his son Gerald, another cousin Junnie Buyot and a nephew, Sabtuari Pique, allegedly confronted Ganay, then drove him to a secluded place where they stabbed him to death, Bacuel said.

Buyot, who surrendered to police and is acting as a witness, told police they then roasted Ganay’s body using coconut leaves and kerosene, Bacuel said.

Sexy.

Note to self: keep hands off heinies until further notice.

Via Jason Ditz.

So I didn’t think a week away from blogging was enough. After hanging out in the lovely Southern town of Auburn for the past week, I drove out to New Orleans with a half dozen other students. After spending a couple hedonistic days there I drove out to Galveston, came down with one helluva cold/flu and meandered back up to College Station about 30 minutes ago.

I have a plethora of pictures (El Guapo style) and stories to wax elloquently about.