Miss dropped due to porn career:
When the management of Miss Norway was informed that Aylar had starred in two porn films, she lost her place in the Norwegian finale.
However, first she tried to blame it on her non-existing twin sister, reported the Norwegian television channel TV Norge Monday night.
Aylar from Oslo is not allowed to participate in the finale of Miss Norway August 29 after her past in the porn industry was revealed.
The two films were made in the US in 2002. They include a number of hardcore porn scenes, reported TV Norge.
“It is clearly written in the requirements that the candidates must not have been pictured naked in a commercial connection, and in this instance, this is the case and then some,” said Geir Hamnes at the Miss Norway management, to the TV Norge news.
When the 20-year-old was confronted with the issue, she claimed she had an identical twin, who was a star in the US.
However, investigations revealed that she does not have a twin sister.
They don’t make pageant contestants like they used to (or maybe they don’t make porn stars like they used to…).
Note: all of the crappy blog posts are from my twin brother, Ivan.
Via Andrew Moroz.
Why God Never Received Tenure at Any University:
1. God had only one major publication.
2. It was in Hebrew.
3. It had no references.
4. It wasn’t published in a refereed journal.
5. Some even doubt God wrote it alone.
6. It may be true that God created the world, but what has God done since then?
7. God’s cooperative efforts have been quite limited.
8. The scientific community has had a hard time replicating God’s results.
9. God never applied to the Ethics Board for permission to use human subjects.
10. When one experiment went awry God tried to cover it up by drowning the subjects.
11. When subjects didn’t behave as predicted, God deleted them from the sample.
12. God rarely came to class, just told students to read the Book.
13. God expelled the first two students for learning.
14. Although there were only ten requirements, most students failed God’s tests.
15. God’s office hours were infrequent and usually held on a mountain top.
How about, God had a thing for unwed virgins and barren housewives resulting in long-standing family feuds.
Via Sharleen Mondal.
My Psychic Adventure:
Now I was evil. All the acting training was paying off, and I was getting really good, really fast. I started out being “okay” and by the end of the night I had a woman cry on me. I gave her the standard “There are untapped resources you have yet to put to your advantage.” She said, “Like what?” I said, “Something you do alone, an endeavor of some sort,” to which she replied, “It’s not really an endeavor, it’s a search.” Well, who does a late thirty-ish woman search for? Either a kid she gave up, or some sort of relative, right? Fifty-fifty, I turned over a card that was male, and said, It’s a boy,” thinking she gave up a child. She started to cry and nodded. Meanwhile, I turned over two knights and said, “Who are the two men?” figuring that everyone has two men in their lives, and she would define them for me. Sure enough, she cried and said, “My husband and the half brother I’m looking for.” Well, at that point I knew that I was wrong, but to her I was right on the money. She will forever recall that I came up with the fact that she was looking for her half brother.
Kari Coleman is showcased in the latest edition of James Randi’s Swift Newsletter.
She was a coached actress involved in snookering third-party volunteers with a technique called cold reading, a method that John Edward has popularized (and shows like South Park lampoon). Additionally, this was part of the hit mockumentary series on Showtime, from Penn & Teller, called Bullshit!
And one thing I’d like to make clear before any more rumors start, for the record, I will not be seeking a nomination for President. I do however, plan on writing a book about not becoming the President.
