“Just imagine you worked at the GAP. You’re $70 trillion behind in your register and then you start a war with Banana Republic because you say they got toxic tank tops over there.
You have the war, people are dying - a thousand GAP employees are dead. That’s right - bleeding all over the khakis. You finally take over Banana Republic and you find out they never made tank tops in the first place.”
In his opening monologue for the Oscars no less.
Via Libertarian Jackass.