Just to clarify my earlier post: to the best of my knowledge Lew does not send anyone an outline of libelous accusations that he is accused of. There is no Party Line. There is no Pledge Class and there are no Purges. There is no Official Movement which means there is no official Rockwellian movement — at least, that is what Lew told me in the meeting last night.
For sure, there are yearly gatherings of like-minded individuals, but cry-me-a-freaking-river: I will personally pay for the escort who turns you into a man so you can stop groveling like a little baby boy. Seriously.
My next door neighbors are stoners that moan and groan about not wanting to be a Tool for The Man. A bunch of pathetic self-loathing that accomplishes nothing. And that is exactly how I would describe guys that spend any amount of time concocting intricate conspiracies involving Lew and others (apparently even me somehow).
If you do not want to be affiliated with Lew and whomever he employ’s, links to, or otherwise is involved with: good news, you are not. And regarding one fellow in particular, that blogs about individualism and cliché freedom musings yet makes continuous claims about not wanting to be part of a bigger movement: you are a nihilistic moron. Just associating yourself with any label and communicating that to anyone else, puts yourself into a camp.
And I really don’t want to argue about this. I am not going to sit here and try to convince you to like Lew, Rothbard or what either man thinks Mises believed.
File under: douche-bags that need to get bent because they obviously are not getting any if they are blogging and posting on forums all day long.
From: Lew Rockwell
To: Movement Members and Pledges
Subject: Party Line Update #327
Twenty-three members of the Pledge Class successfully completed all events in Rush this past month and they are now planning several events to fulfill their requirements for Active Status. The fundraiser will be a Cow Plop on that Negroes property down by the ye-old river. All proceeds will benefit Pure and Chaste orphans of heterosexual blood, or the local Diosese — whichever has the most ties to the Old Right. Speakers will most probably come from - like usual - the Council of Conservative Citizens, an organization we have grown inconspicuously close to in the last few years. Topics of course, will be over the Lincoln Lunacy and Garet Garrett. The social will be a hoe-down in the tradition of the Confederacy and in accordance to the Vatican I accords. Hoochie-coochie.
In the general meeting last week, Komrade Karen brought my attention to yet another individual who must be Purged from The Party so as we can run like a well-oiled machine — free of contaminating, dissenting and derogatory thoughts. His crime was the most Heinous of ones, deviating from Rothbardian norms - criticizing his very Word. Those in attendance unanimously agreed to Cleanse the Untermensch from our midst — at this time his name has been thoroughly removed from The Charter, bathroom stall walls and that brick he purchased in memory of Menger.
Is it worth it, some of you might ask?
In response, I must pose another question: is a diet worth it? I think we all know the answer to that question — unequivocally yes. We all know that Mises’s failed attempt to Purge the Third Reich ended his tenureship in academia. Knowing that he would become a historian of decline meant he must take action immediately. And he paid the ultimate price. While some may label this a revisionist exaggeration of the past, the point remains: Popper-inspired Empiricists are anywhere and everywhere looking to Pervert and Subvert our Holy Crusade against the State. Always be watchful.
And for those of you unfamiliar with the latest Positivist attack on our endowed brethren, Hans Hoppe successfully beat off a degenerate libertine homosexual.
I close with the following message of Hope and Determination from Cliff Calvin:
“A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That’s why you always feel smarter after a few beers.”
