But, what about Jesus?Some believe Jesus was actually a misunderstood Pastafarian. They say that Jesus was the first prophet of the FSM, but that his speech at the Last Supper was misrepresented by Atkinites. He actually said; “Drink this wine, ’cause it’s great with pasta.” and “Eat this pasta for it is His Noodly Appendage.” Which was deceptively changed by the atkinite to “This is my blood, the blood of the new covenant, to be poured out in behalf of many.”
This is from an FAQ regarding FSM.
Wired also has a new interview with his Holiness, Bobby Henderson — the current prophet of FSM. Be sure to also check out the graph on the population of pirates, very eye-opening! And the obligatory FSM at Wikipedia.