Just as Ron Burgundy closed every segment with “You stay classy, San Diego” I too wish tidings of goodwill to my Nipponese peers.
Here is some incriminating evidence of why the Japanese are just so damn efficient. Not only do you get a chance to learn frequently used phrases of a foreign language, but you also get to practice your calisthenics. That’s like killing three birds with one chopstick.
For instance, while hooked on phonics works for some people, Zuiikin Japanese will work for everyone — like a Ginsu knife cutting through steamed rice.
And what do you do in case you are attacked by two men who don’t know how to wear bandanas? See the answer in Deltoid Muscle Trouble.
Be sure to also watch episodes from Most Extreme Elimination Challenge for a complimentary perspective.