Some of the other expats here were wondering how popular various candidates were in the eyes of young adults. I figured that perhaps the easiest sample size to attain was through Facebook.
Below is an image I put together with the magic of cut/paste/resize and MS Paint. All of the data comes from the built-in “US Politics Support” application created by FB itself.
And for what it is worth, Ron Paul is the most popular vato based on who I am friended with (RP has 36, Obama is in second with 10, Thompson with 7).
One of the many questions that I am frequently asked by other Westerners here in Korea, pertains to my status as a native Texan. On several occasions inquiring minds wanted to know my thoughts on the North versus South.
To their surprise, none of my ancestors had reached the shores of the New World by the time of the Civil War had commenced. In fact, once they landed, just about everyone on both sides of the tree migrated far West, to the Pacific coast. Thus, all I can really discuss is historical minutiae.
Devilish details
For instance, did you know that a number of the Indian Nations actually seceded from the Union and joined the Confederacy? In October of 1861 the Cherokees, Creeks, Seminoles, Choctaws and Chickasaws join “to make common cause with the South and share its fortunes.”
Or how about this, George McClellan, who at one point was general-in-chief of the Union army, ran as a presidential candidate in 1864? As a Democrat. Against Lincoln. On an anti-war platform. And, with a firm desire to negotiate a treaty with the Confederacy.
That didn’t get many elementary schools named after him.
And like the Battle of New Orleans during the War of 1812, the last major battle of the Civil War also occurred after the ceasefire agreement had been signed. And fortunately for the stereotype, the Battle of Palmito Ranch took place in Texas.
From Russia with love
In the fall of 1863 Czar Alexander II of Russia sent two battleships to America. One to New York City and the other to San Francisco. These were sent as a symbol of support, of solidarity by Russia, as they themselves were fighting a war with the Polish. Lincoln is even reported to have said that he supported the Russian pacification of Poland, and justified his invasion of the South for similar reasons (e.g., “save the Union, free the peasants”).
The ships were also believed to have been sent to eventually help break the alliance between the South and England. Did you know that the English (including Lord Acton and Prime Minister William Gladstone) were generally staunch supporters of the rebellion?
The English were fans of the relatively cheap cotton they could purchase from the South and were not enthused with a rebranded Tariff of Abominations, enacted by the North, which increased the costs to import it. Thus, the British even built a modern fleet of naval ships for the CSN.
Perhaps the most interesting of these vessels was the CSS Alabama, which despite numerous battles, never saw the Northern coast.
Not quite the Oregon Trail
Believing they could unite with the fledging Bear Republic (California) – which itself was comprised of many Southerners whose desire to remain independent of the Northern tax man and worried Northern politicians – several regiments of Texas riflemen trekked across the wilderness of New Mexico and actually fought several real battles with Union soldiers in the northwest part of what was then a Territory.
However, even if they had won in New Mexico, the Union had sent several regiments to California, to prevent it from seceding and thus, would have probably have defeated the motley group of Texans.
In Exile
After Union troops arrested dissidents and those sympathetic to the rebellion and installed a puppet government, the remnants of Missouri’s original government fled to Texas and setup an interim capital in Marshall, in East Texas.
And despite being on the losing side of the war, Texas became the new home to displaced Southerners, who placed a simple sign on their former properties: GTT, Gone to Texas.
So where’d the Texans go? Mexico and Brazil, where they (along with other refugees) became known as the Confederados.
While I still think Spaceballs is the best parody of the classic space opera, below are two fairly comical satires in their own right. The first is the Top 10 Robot Chicken lampoonings of Star Wars:
And the Family Guy recently aired an entire episode that poked fun of the various idiosyncrasies in A New Hope: 12345
In continuing with the war between photons and my camera, here are a few more photos from my super exciting life and times:
As I’ve previously mentioned there are thousands of westerners that move out here after finishing college, especially from Canada. These are two of my coworkers. The one on the left is originally from Romania, but went to school in Toronto. And the chica on the right is from Vancouver.
And I love you too. To be fair, I cut off the Hangul writing portrayed by the red neon sign. It says tuna.
This is one of the stranger stories I’ve heard. It turns out that following the destructive Korean war, the populace turned to cheap and reliable cans of spam to satiate their diets. It is still a staple that can be found in any store in more varieties than Bubba Gump Shrimp. Everyone I work with was given a brief case filled with spam in honor of their holiday, Chuseok, which is currently being celebrated. And like many others, I become cross-eyed upon tasting this nutritious delicacy.
So, despite being several thousand miles away, the American South has somehow wedged itself into the pop culture here. This wall is just outside a popular Western bar and plays host to a plethora of random license plates, posters and trinkets. Oh, and that is the state flag of Mississippi — not a merger between the Dutch and the Confederacy.
Remember when Bart Simpson skipped school and talked his way into an R-rated movie called Naked Lunch? And moments later he walked out perturbed, saying that there were two things wrong with that title. Well, the same goes for Room Candy.
As you can tell, we had all been drinking a lot of Korea’s finest water-based beverages. And the blue thing in my hand is actually a plastic sword. Very exciting, I know. The other bloke is a buddy of mine from Scotland (has the stereotypical accent and suave Sean Connery attitude). The two girls also enjoyed the Scott and the sword.
That pretty much sums up the nation of New Zealand, right?
About a month ago my younger, globe-trotting sister (seriously, she’s visited something like 20 countries) flew out to the land where Hobbits are made.
And oddly enough, 4 million regular-sized humans live and work in cities comparable to those found in America; complete with electricity, running water, even the internets.
If you’re interested in seeing what another Texan thinks of our dragon/unicorn infested world, you may be interested in her travel blog, complete with pictures.
Here are the first of a million photos I’ve taken. I have some videos too, but the quality isn’t terribly good — plus the cool ones are were done in a dark night club.
My friends and I found an authentic Pancho’s Mexican Cantina in Itaewon this weekend. It had legit tortillas, guacamole, and most importantly, sombreros. Here I am posing with the token Mexican host (he actually spoke Spanish) and our Korean waitress.
This was one of the bartenders at the NB club in Gangnam. He didn’t speak English, but made up for it with some very strong drinks. This place was pretty damn packed too (I’ll try to put something on Youtube).
Simply put, caca means “shit” in Spanish. While Konglish is en vogue, perhaps Spanorean or something will one day become the lingua franca.
A couple of my students. The one on the right actually spent a number of years in Canada and speaks fluent Canadianese. Oddly enough her younger, hyper brother is in the same class.
Korean toddlers are bar none, some of the cutest kids I’ve seen (rivaling even my young niece and nephew). During the afternoon you can see them running around with their mothers, spreading fuzzy feelings faster than OMG Ponies!
This is fairly self-explanatory. To give you some context, the owners know exactly what it says and the store location is strategically placed along the main road in Itaewon. Brilliant.
Botnets are basically an automated collection of zombie computers. The term zombie computer comes from the fact that a virus, trojan, or some kind of malware has compromised the security of the system and it in turn can be used remotely for nefarious purposes (like sending massive amounts of spam).
Unfortunately the impression most non-technical people have of infected computers is that diseased computers are isolated islands that only ruin your TPS reports and latest budget outlays.
The truth of the matter is that millions of these zombied computers are actually controlled by a select few hacker groups. And interestingly enough, a gigantic multi-billion dollar black market has emerged from this “organized chaos.” The perpetrators sell and siphon off resources to the highest bidder, who typically utilize the systems to hawk a slew of wares across the unsuspecting interweb. Worse yet, some of the organizations that manage the botnets use their collective bandwidth capacity to blackmail organizations into submission, or else the target(s) will suffer a massive DoS.
If you are familiar with distributed or grid computing, this next info nugget is not at all surprising: the aggregate power of these botnets dwarfs the fastest of all supercomputers and then some.
And to add more drama to this situation, botnet owners not only battle one another for more systems (by hacking and infecting one another), but their ever-evolving strains of viruses are designed to counterattack anti-cracker organizations and endeavors.
For instance, if I used my computer to sniff and trace suspected botnets, upon being detected the botnet would retaliate with a massive DoS that would effectively end my investigation. Thus, it is typically very difficult to find and prosecute those directly responsible for the torrential flood of spam that propagates across the internet (the latest Storm war alone has resulted in a double-digit growth in spam this past summer).
So, how exactly do GPGPUs fit into this equation?
Well, the common thread is that botnets and GPGPUs are both effective at what they do due in large part because of parallelization.
Again, the prevailing non-technical view of video cards and processors is that there is one (1) core underneath all of the glossing packaging. However, this is not the reality of the situation.
One of the reasons why supercomputing firms such as Cray were able to calculate, transform and manipulate data at mind blowing rates is that their innovative systems employed the use of parallelization to maximize throughput. Systems developed by Thinking Machines and Cray used thousands of processors to accomplish feats that one computer or hundreds of independent computers could not do alone. It is this collective cooperation that efficiency is achieved, and is in many ways similar to how the human brain works (massive parallelization).
And for a number of reasons – chief of which is energy consumption and heat dissipation – many semiconductor firms have begun cramming multiple CPU cores into each physical processor. For instance, the Core Duo from Intel has two CPU cores attached at their silicon hips; and for nearly a year Intel has sold quad-core versions as well. AMD, IBM and others have also sold dual and quad-core varieties of their CPUs (the last PowerPC used by Apple was a dual-core G5 from IBM and as of last month Sun began selling an octo-core).
As a result many programs have to be rewritten to take advantage of this mutli-brain innovation — it is a detail oriented task that few programmers are proficient at (although help is coming in the form of toolkits from both AMD and Intel as well as the HPC community).
Putting the U back into Bungholio Marks
With the advent of stream computing and unified shaders, GPGPU is now the name of the brains found on newer video cards. And while the tasks of these video cards have traditionally been pigeon-holed to a select few tasks, they are now capable of sequencing proteins, accelerate anti-virus software, and a slew of other resource intensive tasks that can be quickly surmounted if processed in parallel.
Over the past five years, in addition to the traditional “main” core, consumer-grade video cards have all come with multiple shader “cores,” and by cores I don’t mean anything nearly as big as a fruitfly. For instance, nVidia’s latest and greatest 8800 Ultra card, comes with 128 shader “cores” that can be utilized to perform calculations in parallel. ATI’s newest 2900XT comes with 320. Even Intel’s latest integrated chipset (GMA X3500) includes 16 shader units.
And the world of desktops and laptops is not the only place you will find these products. In the latest battle between video game consoles, the much ballyhooed Cell processor found in the Playstation 3 has numerous “cores” including 8 SPEs; the XBox 360 has many different types as well, including 48 shader units.
And for the same evolutionary reasons all mammalian brains remained parallel in nature (redundancy, multi-taskable, scalable) this trend will probably never abate any time in our lifetime. (Note: SLI and SIMD are different topics).
No one snowflake is responsible for the entire avalanche
So while, one ALU, APU, or even CPU may seem relatively powerless in the scheme of things, hundreds and thousands of them working in tandem can provide a powerful toolset for programmers to manipulate. The same can be said for a compromised computer system. Its loner status is nothing compared to the aggregated power of thousands working in conjunction.
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One of the many questions that I am frequently asked by other Westerners here in Korea, pertains to my status as a native Texan. On several occasions inquiring minds wanted to know my thoughts on the North versus South.
Or how about this, 
The English were fans of the relatively cheap cotton they could purchase from the South and were not enthused with a rebranded 
After Union troops arrested dissidents and those sympathetic to the rebellion and installed a puppet government, the remnants of Missouri’s original government fled to Texas and setup an interim capital in 
So, how exactly do GPGPUs fit into this equation?
Putting the U back into Bungholio Marks