11/13/2007

Visiting the inner-minds of Biblical creationists

Filed under: Jebus, Cheesus and Buddy JHC, Science — Tim @ 6:45 am

sombrero.jpgNope, not in Korea, at least not yet. I mention this because I have been witnessed to ten times more here than I ever was in Texas.

For instance, last week I was waiting for a friend near the subway and a couple of Korean girls approached me. While their sales pitch was not too dissimilar to the Bible-belt variety (e.g., what is the meaning of life), it struck me as an odd way to befriend foreigners (i.e., if you’re caucasian here, it is assumed that you speak English, why not talk about something else first?).

I suppose its because I look really evil, right?

Anyways, an enterprising soul ventured into the newly opened $27 million Creation Museum in Kentucky.

While his report was rather bland (how many time can you say “horseshit” in an essay?), the photos were quite interesting.

Based solely on the look of them, one of my favorite exhibits would be Noah’s Ark.

Because after all, animals indigenous to specific diets and climates would have easily been able to traverse the thousands of treacherous miles to reach his wooden boat. Mountains, oceans, deserts, storms, famine, disease, predators — obviously nothing would have stood in the way of their journey.

And then do the same thing 40 days later.

What a miracle!

See also: Neo-Creationists Love Neo-Pets
Intelligent Falling Theory
Incompetent Design