Then you could probably appreciate these oversized Roombas:
Via Wired
February 14, 2009
Ever worked in a warehouse?
You might be a nerd
… if you laugh at these jokes:
Via Bad Astronomy
Not so bueno stats
Just so you don’t think it’s all roses out here:
Because 1/3 of all smokers in the world live in China, it’s not too difficult to spot any of the estimated 350 million smokers.
On a bus, seems like a good place to light up. Bored on an elevator, why not? Inside a classroom (not mine), sure thing.
The general rule of thumb, if there is no air circulation then it’s a probably good place to smoke.
Vehicle deaths:
Every year since 1996, China has played host to the most “road deaths worldwide.”
Man oh man I drove for 10 years down in Tejas. Drove a standard for most of those years and fortunately had no accidents. And despite surviving the crazy rush-hour traffic that plagued the Dallas-area, I would never want to drive here.
Crazy does not begin to describe taxi’s or buses. If there is any open space then it’s fair game to drive through.
Sign says one-way? Must be a misprint. Red light? Honk and go faster. Police man next to you? Cut him off.
You think I am joking but there is a reason why all the foreigners want to sit in the back of the cab and bus.
If your lover is a sys admin
Then she’ll want to 01100110 01110101 01100011 01101011 you:
Via SAI