Responses from Americans:

Kidding, kidding. It’s another instaclassic from The Onion. Seriously though, how many of you would’ve chosen Santa Anna?
Responses from Americans:

Kidding, kidding. It’s another instaclassic from The Onion. Seriously though, how many of you would’ve chosen Santa Anna?
Ha, the best part is the conference room filled with speaker phones:
My belated Easter-inspired entry:
- Christian Convenience Store (College Humor)
- Creationist Students Take Field Trip to Hotbed of Evolution (Washington Post)
- I’ll buy one, but only if the back says “CURRENT LIAR” (Kevin Roose)
- What not to do in an emergency (Pharyngula)
Crafty magician finally convinces me he exists… in Cheeto form:
Via Bad Astronomy

Via Robin Tovson

Via Ray Daugherty
It’s part of the monthly quota to offend any of the XX chromosomes reading this:
And Dave Chappelle (warning: language):
Based on how much you make (e.g., bailed out CEO) and how long you’ve known her (e.g., gone fishing with her father). Click to enlarge:
Via Coyote Blog
The shark jumping checklist:
While Shaun of the Dead arguably did to zombie movies what Blazing Saddles did to spaghetti Westerns (both were funny for their time), Planet Terror was still pretty decent because it was so over-the-top.
28 Weeks Later was good for the first 5 minutes; I Am Legend pretty much sucked. And Zombie Strippers… was well, you know.
Fortunately, you don’t have to be a fan of zombie movies to appreciate this well-edited stop-motion GI Joe zombie slasher:
Be sure to also check out the parodies of the classic GI Joe PSA’s:
Not a fan of CS Lewis but is this in order of importance?

Here’s Lil John’s classic song/video.
Via Robin Tovson
Case-study of why you shouldn’t consume lots of it or j-e-l-l-o: